Ode to the FBs who make me smile

First it was Johnny with his magical thumb,
Then James the sub, I fisted his bum,
KitKat took everything, need I say more?
Sometimes three fingers, sometimes four.
Wasabi man, the one I made cry,
The assasin known as That Guy kisses and touches
till I think I'll die.
Evening Standard couldn't be read,
but boy did he know what I liked in bed.
Balzac, the man whose cock I would kick
and Lunch is on Me, he was a prick.
Junior had a long tongue
and although silly, was hung.
Paul is in training to be
a lovely, sexy, housemaid TV.
Ty and Toby, Richard and Jon,
can all take a break while I work out with Tom.